Last week I went to a gorgeous wedding. It was a significant opportunity as it was not only the two great people caught, but also the first wedding we had with our children.
Going to a wedding as a carefree person without children is a very different atmosphere than going to a wedding with a baby tied to the chest or a toddler yelling at his face.
This is because I really know the carefree wedding rulebook. It looks like this: Arrival / Small talk / Oath / Photo / Drink reception / Supper / Speech / Dance / Midnight sandwich and bed.
When you have a child with you, it’s all gone. There is no convenient user manual for staying at the kids table. So here are the pros and cons of taking a little person to a wedding and a handy survival guide.
You will get two suppers. Hi!
One is for your kids, but they refuse to eat it because they become mini tyrants in public. Other meals are for you. Kids meals will be sausages and chips. You don’t get two desserts because your child eats both.
No hangover!
I don’t have time to get drunk. I’m too busy trying to prevent children from knocking down the Prosecco tray or putting sticky hands on the bride’s dress.
You miss a speech
This is a pros and cons. In the process of eating, you and (hopefully) others at your table will have a kind of childcare relay race. Take the child out of the room, distract him, then take the child home and give it to another adult like a baton. And repeat. boring? yes. However, it is also useful if the speech starts dragging (and always starts dragging).
Leave the drink reception
Go anywhere and go to bed. Your child must sleep at some point during the day. If not, you will enter the stratospheric-level hyperdome around 6 pm. You want to prevent this from happening.
They break something
No matter how cautious. Please pray that it is cheap and not seen by anyone.
Bring entertainment
iPads, coloring books, kazoos, action figures, bubble machines, kinetic sand, whatever you need.
Stick to other parents
They are your exhausted companion and will not flinch if your baby cries or a toddler’s projectile vomits in front of them. Moreover, there are no nasty little stories about weather or politics. Instead, you can rank the best children’s TV shows (Bluey It’s number one).
You miss gossip
Procure the right people for Intel and attack them the next day.
Leave when you want
It is the only time at a wedding that you can scoop in the middle of an oath and no one can hit your eyelids.
can not predict
That’s good. Weddings can be stylized and easy to forget — kids make weddings weird and stressful, but great. In addition, they also look cheerful and cute in formal attire, which is good enough to bring them in.
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Pete and Kim were united in dermatology.Photo: Reuters / Tom Brenner
Kim and Pete’s love skin is deep
Kim Kardashian revealed this week the moment he realized that boyfriend comedian Pete Davison was a truly special person.
Kim told Jimmy Fallon this week that he had combined his long-standing passion for dermatology. This is the story she chose to share when promoting her new skin care line. What a perfect and complete coincidence!
Anyway, Kim told Fallon: We go to a dermatologist together. Inject acne at the same time. ”
She added: “I knew it was special when I fell asleep, so I kept talking all night. I have this acne, I have this acne, don’t put me to sleep, I Must put acne medicine on it before going to bed. “
“I fell asleep, forgot, and woke up in the morning with a dry acne medicine on my face.”
When she spoke, the audience issued a collective “Aww”.
I don’t want to be too cynical, but this should be the most bizarre celebrity candidate’they are one’ love story. She met her future husband while Kate Winslet escaped from the fire in her home. However, it is still preferable to Kim’s story.
The idea that someone applies niacinamide to your face while you sleep doesn’t sound romantic enough to get lots of flowers, but maybe I’m a traditionalist?
Jen’s last entanglement with Paris
Jennifer Aniston was accused of gatekeeping fame when he criticized Paris Hilton and others for becoming famous for doing nothing.
former friend Stars are discussing Pamela Anderson’s sex tapes in the 90’s, saying: This is about people who have become famous for basically doing nothing. “
Next, she quoted Paris Hilton as an example.how is it Simple life,cameo Real housewives Or her 2006 truck Stars are born?? She did a lot, Jen.
